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They yanked it off of YouTube.com but guess what...a friend of mine found it on maxim.co.uk!   (because who can get enough of the ever-so-hot-except -as-Padame Natalie?)  Enjoy kids! 

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Quickly unfriend both [livejournal.com profile] sp4rt4cus and [livejournal.com profile] v1s1on4ry if you still have them friended. Aaron was trying to get his passwords reset but it sent the password to his old account that has been hacked. We don't want anyone having access to your "Friends Only" posts.

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"Don't bring me no more beans. Mmmm-hmmm. I like them french fried taters."
"But we ain't got no pohtatoes, Karl."

later...

"I reckon you oughter get in this here tent. Mmmm-hmmm. Yer just a boy, yu'll catch cold."

next morning...

"Reckon this here's a one time thing."
"I ain't a smart man but I know what queer is."
"I ain't queer. Mmmm-hmmm."
"Mama always said, 'queer is as queer does.'"
"Some calls it a slingblade I calls it a penis."

20 years later...

"I reckon I wisht I could quit you, Forest."
"You and Lt Dan and Bubba made me this way."