SpongeJake Squarepants

"Don't bring me no more beans. Mmmm-hmmm. I like them french fried taters."
"But we ain't got no pohtatoes, Karl."

later...

"I reckon you oughter get in this here tent. Mmmm-hmmm. Yer just a boy, yu'll catch cold."

next morning...

"Reckon this here's a one time thing."
"I ain't a smart man but I know what queer is."
"I ain't queer. Mmmm-hmmm."
"Mama always said, 'queer is as queer does.'"
"Some calls it a slingblade I calls it a penis."

20 years later...

"I reckon I wisht I could quit you, Forest."
"You and Lt Dan and Bubba made me this way."